Nothing Doing

One guy used to
toss his partner around
like a basketball,
until he had a blow out.



When tipped over, some facts, if left alone, can aright themselves without assistance. (Insider’s note: This is not actually so, but as is so often the case, by the time one realizes it, it’s too late anyway.)


In this other little universe
the ultimate revenge
is in doing nothing.


To help strengthen his resolve,
one man decided not to believe
in bad luck on Mondays.


One little king over in one far away little kingdomette, in his amusing attempt to be “progressive,” decreed that, henceforth, the churches and the prisons would be allowed to operate only one day a week.  (I hear that some time later he even tried to merge the two.)