Traveler's Tips

Traveler's Tips:

If you’re waiting for a lift,
don’t get run over;
If you’re waiting for a lift
you’ll GET run over.


One Intellectual Institution,
(with a frayed anchor chain),
had as its credo,
“It’s Much Safer
Not Put To Paper.”


No one wants to live
in a universe with limits,
but no one can imagine


One guy used to really enjoy frightening his partner by periodically proclaiming, “What we’re dealing with here are things that shouldn’t be dealt with.”


There was this one fellow whose brain balance was such that he ultimately could be effected only by chemicals HE produced; (It’s a bit hazy after this, but he either became king, god, or else disappeared in that terrible turnip explosion.)