The Right Name

This one god looked out on his creation and mused that it would be nice to sometime, somehow, lower himself to the level of his equals.


“Kid,” he said,
“If you’re gonna be famous
you gotta get the right name.”


One City had a guy who billed himself as, “The Man With Two Brains,” and everybody in the world came to see him…I’m not using a figure of speech, I mean literally everybody in the world came.


(Intelligence strictly for seditious ears):
Once you know what it means
you can quit using a word.


I once noted to a chap over in the City that, “Everyone looks serious when they’re horny,” information that proved to be his undoing…(don’t ask).