10 Dollar Pancake

“Testing, one, two, three, testing:  Players, may I have your attention; anyone who’s not playing with a full deck is in the game whether they wanna be or not…testing, testing – can you hear me out there?”


One chap valued his brain so much he referred to it as his, “Ten Dollar Pancake”…(no one seemed to understand what this meant, least of all – his brain.)


Several people
called about the ad,
but none knew why.


Every time it’d rain this one revolutionist would get wet…if he was outside…without an umbrella.


The king of one territory decreed that all books published, no matter the nature of their subject, must have, “harsh titles”.