Being Yourself Saturday

In an attempt to cut a unique notch in the highly academic ladder, this one university decided to determine WHICH course the MOST students like and offer only that one, day-after-day, year-after-year, class-after-class.


Got a sweaty letter from a dude that says, “I’ve been reading the Daily News for several months now, and I really like it, but I just gotta ask you something – are you finally gonna comment on every fuckin’ thing in the world?”


in several locations
were erected stairs
that didn’t lead up
to anywhere.


There are some trans-dimensional
construction companies
that do work
you would not believe.


One chap’s observation for a viscid Saturday was, “The most fun about ‘being yourself’ is that it’s so funny.”