In Some Places...

In some places, they wanna know your name BEFORE they issue your name tag.  (I was tempted to say, “Can you believe IT,” but I’d be wasting my time.)


 

Some of those who called to complain, called a second time; they did not say if they would be calling again, they didn’t have to.


 

One chap noted that the best dust cloth available is one’s bare hand, and he demands to know either:  One:  Why no one’s noticed this before? Or, Two:  Is it that no one WANTS to?


 

One god admitted that things were not going quite as well as he had thought, but it was all right since he’d never thought about it.

J.