On exceedingly dull days, one guy would often say to himself, “Hey, mind your own business.”



The fact alone that something was made up, is not sufficient cause to dismiss it entirely.



No child over the age of eight, who shows any political interests, should be made to ever take an IQ test.



In the visible parts of this universe, tickled enough, all info will laugh.



On this one younger planet, (or perhaps it's older), you’re only allowed to lie to people before you know their name.