Job Descriptions

So that you won’t get too discouraged, I will tell you that there is at least one place in this universe where people who say they “don’t wanna talk about it” can!


After his initial exposure to several spectator sports, one fellow stood on one leg, raised an arm up, and said, “What I’d now like to know is, where are the referees and umpires in the game of Life?”


In this one zone I passed through, they won’t allow a countdown unless a blast-off is forthcoming.


In the future
people won’t have to
study the past under
a nom de plume.


If you tried to call everyone by their proper job description, your social life would likely suffer there from.