The Dark Ages

One guy, after a particularly frustrating day in his own brain-mines, would sometimes stare at himself in the mirror and remark, “I can’t really believe they had the Dark Ages without me.”



A man who’s written about his own life, doesn’t have much else to write about.



The past is everyone’s friend, and yesterday has a little something for everybody.



Most people are nuts! Hey, don’t believe me? Okay, I’ll tell you why.  Since I’m correct and most people are nuts, most people aren’t gonna notice it – see?



A tongue driven
by insatiable hunger
is prone to exceed
a useful speed.