The Great Dumb Machine

At this level, The Great Dumb Machine produces all the energy necessary. (And aren’t we all extremely grateful.)


If information was linear inch worms, they would be in graduate school.


If someone has to tell you, “Don’t look now,” you should have already looked.


One ole planetary sorehead muttered, “If original thoughts were bloody, most folks could still wear their white suits."


If you’re not smarter
than yourself
you’re not smarter
than anybody.