Okay, let me read you your rights:
You have the right to remain silent, but if you choose to give up this right, and you do whine or complain, it will be used against you, and will then go on forever.
One ole man – or, maybe he was a king…or, maybe he was a god…well, I know he was at least an ole man – kept two different kinds of advice. One he gave out – the other he never thought about.
If it makes you feel any better, consider this: Most of the stuff and people you hear about in life are failures.
In the city
there are several methods
for ascertaining who you are,
but none of them work.
Then there was this other king who said he’d had it, that enough was enough, and he just flat-out banned all irony. But, wouldn’t you know it…