Annoy the Annoying

You DO realize that I’ve told you a lot more than you think I have…(and that so have you.)



One City sorehead said that his humble aim in life was to “annoy the annoying.”



Well, look at it this way:  At LEAST Man’s no more worse than you imagined.



A would-be Revolutionist said that he knew he was in good hands when he heard the leader of the uprising say that he had Life itself stuck all under his fingernails.



A chap over by the ice cream stand in the park, told me that what he really sought from life was to find a place that advertised, “Speak a foreign language in two hours.  Lose twenty pounds in 5 minutes.”