Calm Down! Weekend Edition

If you can calm down for a second, you can calm down for a minute; and if you can calm down for an hour, you don’t have to take two aspirin, or call me in the morning.



If all you can do is repeat and reproduce other men’s ideas, you don’t actually have an intellect, you got a Xerox.



One guy’s definition of Life: “The attempt to avoid the inevitable.”



One lad, chided for his lack of effort, responded by saying that he’s read that, “Those consistently superb are in risk of being taken for granted,” and that he wished to avoid this snare.



From the general area of a reputed revolutionist camp, I heard the following comment, “We don’t deal in conspiracy theories – we ARE one.”