A real hero
never tells anyone
what he thinks.



A drug that truly has no side-effects just had one.



If you try and take everything into account, you can get real confused…okay, real, real confused…alright, extremely confused.  (Or as the Man said, “Forget it.”)



On this one planet, things of unusual importance are only said when no man is listening. (Some can get there from here.)



One guy would pull his chair right up to the edge of the porch, as close to the highway as possible, and still say, “You know, the noise from the traffic just ain’t quite loud enough.”