Life can point you toward the mayonnaise, but sandwiches come in threes.



What could be more expected, than to listen to sad music when you’re sad? (Yeah, but there’s this other planet I could tell you about…)



Research & Development doesn’t mean much if your assembly line’s shut down.



“Listen up,” cried out the sergeant’s voice, “We’re going on short rations for a while.”

“For how long?” asked another voice.

“Until you notice,” was the reply.



There is no such thing as a completely benign medium; just being alive affects your being alive.