First Responders

One creature once told me, “If life’s a party, how come no one’s dancing?”  I couldn’t hear the rest of his comments, for just then he took a big dip.



The ability
to get there first
is really
all you need.



In this life, it’s sometimes tricky to know what you’re doing, even if you know what you’re doing.



On planet X was this guy who knew about things on planet A, but since no one cared much about things on the other world, they never knew how much the guy knew.



When you’re out of town, always shout out, “Spare no expense!”