Every Map

The story is told that there was this one fellow, who finally turned on the past with a vengeance.



On that curious looking planet over there, what people think they said is what they actually said.



“It’s pretty complicated in here.”

“It’s pretty complicated out here.”

“Wanna swap places?”

“Would it help?”

“If I knew that, I wouldn’t be in here.”



One guy said how good he felt having an insurance policy, and a second noted that the company was out of business and that the policy was probably invalid.  “No matter,” replied the first, “I still feel better having it.”



Every map
is now
out of date.