Up to Date

To be
“up to date,”
ain’t saying much



One guy, while noting that, ”Everybody wants to be Somebody,” sez he’s not so sure there’s enough to go around.



Regardless of your fears, I can assure you that many tests are easily flunked.



One advised, “Don’t cry unless you’ve got something in your eye.”  And the other one replied, “And why do you think anyone would cry unless there as something foreign and irritating in their I?”  And the first voice said, “Cute, real cute.”



Don’t shop for bespoke intelligence in WalMart’s haberdashery.