Keepin' Your Powder Dry

One guy, (who by the by used to be an “ole sorehead” in some of my stories, but who has gotten some better), sez that one of the perks in being famous is that people automatically believe you’re smarter than you are.



Words To The Wise (And Other Wise) Number Seventeen, (or is it Seven hundred and Seventeen?) no matter, here it is anyway:  “You can’t be too careful – unless as always, you over do it.”



After having four or five real neat ideas in a row, one guy thought, “Wow, if I didn’t know me better, I’d think I was up to something.”



Tripping ain’t the end of the world, but laying there whining is enough to make ‘em call your mama.



Lots of folks “keep their powder dry,” who ain’t even got a gun.  (Are we talking “wasted energy” here again, or some convoluted form of conservation?  Sometimes it’s just “hard to figure,” when all you go to go on is facts.)