Local Conditions

Then that far-away-judge banged his gavel and demanded to know if having a life-time guaranteed muffler is proof that you own an automobile.



Sometimes, when thinking real dull, repetitious thoughts, this one guy would say to his brain, “Hey, I don’t let anyone talk to me like that – even you."



certain conditions,
local conditions
don’t tell you much.



Just before he was really going to try and think, this one guy would holler out to his wife and kids, “Okay folks, stand back!”



Over in La La Land, one sorehead-in-training declared that mortal existence makes all of us unrecognized “yes men” for Forest Lawn.