The captain of this one flimsy planetary ship, stood on the bow and proclaimed, “Remember, we’re all in this together – except those of us who are not.”



Having a lousy memory won’t keep you in at recess, but, not realizing it can cause a teacher to hide your lunch.



Many years ago, interplanetary time travel was possible, but that was long before men discovered it wasn’t



In this one galaxy, the balance of the food chain is so precise that the number of productive accordions is directly tied to the size of the healthy ear population.



The only thing funnier than most conclusions – hey, you’re gonna love this – is their premises.  Huh?  Didn’t I tell ya?