The newest toy over in the Green Parallel Galaxy is “Rubber Reality”.
Position’s not everything, but juxta-position is.
One well known ole sorehead, (he’s not all that well known, but who’s keeping score – “Yoo Hoo, I am” – never mind all this impertinence, back to the bloody story), this ole ruffled-one says, “If you ain’t gonna feel guilty, why bother to get up.”
“Okay,” said the voice, “Let me see if I can make my point this way: Let me ask you, would you use a cheap gauge to check the pressure in expensive tires?” (Point made, piece captured, square taken, case closed.)
If it’s not paradoxical,
it’s not even doxical.