Natural Resources

Any time you make a six-G move in five-G conditions, you make noise.



Down over in that direction was a guy who concocted himself a watch that shaved a minute off every hour…(he was shortly forced to seek larger quarters so as to store all the shavings.)



I guess one of the neat things about being a revolutionist is that you can rip your coat and split your pants more than once.



The marquee listed the current feature as a movie entitled, “It Came From Hell.” An ole sorehead saw it and muttered, “Hell, what didn’t.”



Any resource is always something else turned inside out.