Subversive Bulletin Number 147 Dash Six Three R:
It is now clearly established and recognized that the only instrumentality to ever comment on the mind’s “amazingly complex and inscrutable nature” is the mind. Operate accordingly.
Irony is inescapable in a circuitous world…(or a circumcision ward).
Over on the Fern Planet, in a local pub, I heard this one fellow ask his embibling mate, “If there does turn out to be a ‘Judgment Day,’ do you think god will actually look back over your entire life, or just review the highlights?”
In the new world,
there’s no such thing
as an absent-minded genius.
From the midst-of-it-all, (and you damn well know which midst I mean), a voice arose,
“I sometimes do not feel much like praising and paying homage to the gods; at times it seems they are only looking out after themselves.” And a second tongue replied, “Well hell, why do you think they’re gods in the first place?”
One guy, (who could have been potentially subversive – who knows), after being persistently pestered to give his opinion on some matter or other, finally said, “I’m not into comment.”