If you can be “full speed pissed” within sixty seconds of awakening, you are a world class pisser.



Maxim Update, Code Green, Z-42: When you have eliminated the impossible, the improbable, the uncertain and the vague, then whatever remains however unsettling and surprising it may be, must be what is left.



Stupidity is a terrible thing to waste.



Probably the greatest waste of time for a Real Revolutionist is to actually have an enemy…or is that to “actually have an inner life?”  No matter, they’re both similar enough.



Everything you can get in the City is just a pretext for not having what you actually want.