Go Figure

A boy once asked his father, "Why doesn't man's study of his mind ever get him anywhere?"

According to one legend, man's present condition is not the consequence of a past run-in

with some god, but rather the result of him having swallowed the first one he met.





There was originally a bag labeled "All Possible Human Behavior," and another one tagged "All Possible Behavior Imagined."  One bag was full—the other empty.




The mind of man is this galaxy's only two-legged creature who can walk with one leg.




The mother of all imprisonment is in having someone else trapped inside of you.






'Tis said there was once a mystical school whose name was "Go Figure"...that is, in its early days.But later, when it matured, the name was changed to "Don't Waste Your Time”