So What?! (Holiday Edition)

While there may be a difference between being completely trustworthy and totally impotent, under City lights and on holidays it's sometimes difficult to distinguish.



Never use another man’s holy book for toilet paper, unless you plan to marry his daughter. (You may have to think on this one a bit, and if you must, you’re probably not matrimonially inclined to begin with.)



This one chap stood right up to the edge of his universe, and shouted out into the apparent void, “You don’t fool me, the gods are all myths!” and the gods shouted back, “So what?!”



No one from
another planet
is ever
just a tourist.



Unfamiliar Query For Some Creatures’ Sabbath:
Is it a “free will offering” if they have to ask for it?