Dimensionally Impaired

All catastrophes
all expectations.



The 9:00 a.m. Version:
Only straight forward things can be presented in a straight forward manner.

Twelve O’clock Version:
Things may be presented in a straight forward manner to straight forward people.



Only one
who doesn’t care
could actually care.



On this one helpful planet, they’ve opened up a clinic to treat, (and here I quote their brochure), “The dimensionally impaired.”



On a curious, nearby time planet, they seem to have solved the kinds of dichotomous divisions and struggles that normally strain the social weave of a moralistic peoples; for instance, on their world there are drugs, prayers, and abortions for those who believe in them, and none for those who don’t.