One guy approached me in the park, with a pretty well discouraged look and hat on, and finally told me that for years, one of his “true pleasures in life was, ‘talking to himself,’” that is, until he suddenly realized how dumb he was!
It has come to our attention that some relatively consistent statistical proof exists showing a home field advantage in favor of life.
A guy hiding in a bush over in the park whispered as I passed, “Aggravation is the only sure evidence of life.” (Perhaps that busu is thistle.)
Over on this one planet that had a fluctuating number of days in its week, a representative of their world’s religious institution was making a public speech wherein he noted the necessity of all people to confirm to the sacred teachings and rituals by stating that, “A man who is virtuous simply by his own nature has no future reward awaiting.” And a pretty decent and upright gent right up front leaped up, ripped off his coat, threw it in the dirt, began jumping up and down on it and hollered, “Well, in that case – Forget it, just forget it!”
Now for some scores: Tornados 12 Humans 0