If the nucleus can’t grow – forget it.



After hearing of the new specializations of people becoming, not attorneys, but “legal assistants,” and not doctors, but “medical aids,” this one chap decided that the new height of his ambitions would be to become a “para-person.”



“Hey, Pop, inasmuch as you’ve already told me that ‘everything’s an indication of everything else,’ doesn’t it follow that ‘nothing’s an indication of anything else’?”  And the man called “Pop” was damn near overcome by cerebral carbonation.



After hearing his littler charge whine on about how all the great discoveries and inventions had already been done and used up, this one father offered his encouragement by saying, “But just think of all the grand things that have yet to be attempted verbally.”


All theories regarding sitting are derived from the act of walking.