Things That Don't Matter

Things that don’t matter, shouldn’t.



From the List of Nevers:

Never trust a god who takes sides.



When playing chess with a blind man be sure he’s blind, or else be sure you forget he’s blind.



While one guy was telling a story, his listener suddenly threw in a line of his own, which caused the speaker to stop and admit, “That’s better than what I was going to say anyway…but hell, ANYTHING is always better than what I was going to say.”



Only the strong survive and live NOT to tell about it.