Part-Time Job

From the List of Nevers:
Never trust a god who travels.



I heard another of of “those guys” who hang out around the Bushes, apparently addressing himself, say, “This burg’s not small enough for both of us.



Over in that City park, where random speakers hold sway, one man cried out, “The world as we know it now cannot live at the level of ‘excellence’ as propounded by those great men of the past.”  And a member of his audience pondered this a moment, then shouted back, “In that case, what is needed is either a lowering of our expectations, or some new, flabby definition of ‘excellence’.”



Quote Update Number 47:
What this country needs is a good five cent remark.



Being “human,” at best, is a part time job.