An Honorable Victory

One guy said he hoped to use his political connections to better his position in life by being appointed Official State Schlepper.



Any victory that encourages growth is an honorable one.



Ordinary “happiness” ain’t shit.



And a spokesperson for the National Emergency Weather Service warned that even after the present front passes, there would still be “one great danger,” which he referred to as the “one great danger.”



(Never count your chickens.)