In apparent response to some positive statement he’d heard, one ole City sorehead declared, “Oh, yeah? Well, if life’s so ‘great’ why haven’t more people NOTICED it?”



Hell is filled with half read instructions.



What you may REALLY like will, by and large, probably stay hidden from you.



I guess, at least on an odd weekend now and then, you could look upon life itself – our own mortal existence – as the supreme con game.



No matter what Western Union or the Postal Service may claim, the most common means of communication is the “Whine-O-Gram.”